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yongmuney:

i was listening to a screamo song for fun then i heard all this extra yelling that i thought was part of the song but then i realized it was just my family arguing

A white man is promoted: He does good work, he deserved it.
A white woman is promoted: Whose dick did she suck?
A man of color is promoted: Oh, great, I guess we have to “fill quotas” now.
A woman of color is promoted: j/k. That never happens.

100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person

living-creature-style:

hetaworldteam:

PLEASE HELP THEY!! DON´T PASS
IF YOU CAN´T DONATE PLEASE REBLOG 
My dad (Jose), was recently hospitalized with severe pancreatitis. He is still in ICU in a hospital in Hermosillo. Although he is doing better than he was when he first went in, he’s still critical. My sisters and I have been doing what we can to help with the costs, but credit cards will only go so far. We will gladly do what we have to in order to help them, but I know once he is doing better and is more aware of what happened he is going to start worrying about his children(my sisters and I) being able to afford this. We don’t want him to have to worry. His recovery will be a long one. We don’t want him to feel that he is burdening us in any way. Which is the reason he is where he is now. Because he thought it would be a burden on us. If it wasn’t for this, I wouldn’t be asking for this type of help. But I love my parents, and if I have to swallow my pride and break down and ask for help, then so be it. So if you can please find it in your heart to help, I will be forever grateful. No donation is too small, all will be deeply appreciated. Thank you all for your time.

IF YOU PEOPLE DON’T HELP THE FATHER OF THIS WONDERFUL PERSON I WILL NOT BE HAPPY WITH YOU AT ALL!

living-creature-style:

hetaworldteam:

PLEASE HELP THEY!! DON´T PASS

IF YOU CAN´T DONATE PLEASE REBLOG 

My dad (Jose), was recently hospitalized with severe pancreatitis. He is still in ICU in a hospital in Hermosillo. Although he is doing better than he was when he first went in, he’s still critical. My sisters and I have been doing what we can to help with the costs, but credit cards will only go so far. We will gladly do what we have to in order to help them, but I know once he is doing better and is more aware of what happened he is going to start worrying about his children(my sisters and I) being able to afford this. We don’t want him to have to worry. His recovery will be a long one. We don’t want him to feel that he is burdening us in any way. Which is the reason he is where he is now. Because he thought it would be a burden on us. If it wasn’t for this, I wouldn’t be asking for this type of help. But I love my parents, and if I have to swallow my pride and break down and ask for help, then so be it. So if you can please find it in your heart to help, I will be forever grateful. No donation is too small, all will be deeply appreciated. Thank you all for your time.

IF YOU PEOPLE DON’T HELP THE FATHER OF THIS WONDERFUL PERSON I WILL NOT BE HAPPY WITH YOU AT ALL!

imnothavinit:

BOOST

just in case there’s anyone in Ferguson who’s following info on tumblr as well

sadly, with the way the police are out, marching, and ready for the curfew (with dogs), there are some people that may need this

"We are prepping for a night if jail support. Call 314 862 2249 if you or friend arrested."

coffeepeople:

if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me. 

lastgreattimewhore:

if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you

demonic-lionfish:

milliondollarnigga:

magnacarterholygrail:

jayjsupremacy:

phenomenarwhal:

~~~~~~~SIGNAL BOOST!!!~~~~~~~~

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THANK YOU GOD

WELL THEN

SWEET MOTHER OF FUCK MY LIFE IS SAVED HOLY SHIT ON A CRACKER FUCK ME SIDEWAYS

queerheretic:

brispeak:

huffingtonpost:

THESE 16 DOGS ARE HEROES. THEY ARE ALSO PIT BULLS.

Virtually every dog relishes a loving scratch behind the ears and some sweet, vocal praise. But dogs identified as pit bulls get a bad reputation and a lot less love.

Try not to cry as you read the full stories behind these heroic pit bulls here. 

Love that someone made this.

There was a time they use to be called Nanny dogs because families left them watching over their young kids while they went to work the fields, from what i’ve read. It’s only recently that people have started seeing them as monsters.

dersekingdom:

hello 911 I want to report a theft. yes. A cutie stole my heart. No. I just want the cutie back.  They can keep my heart. Okay. Thank you. Yes. I’ll stay on the line.