so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself.
>have pink hair
>sell my eggs
>never get married (except maybe 4 tax benefits)
>travel the world
>buy expensive scarves
>be cool rich aunt who gives expensive gifts and always smells like exotic spices
if you put a flower crown on commander spock he just stops whatever hes doing and sits there until someone comes to take it off